Two Jerk-Offs and a Cannibal

Pope Santa and Adolph Hitler (recently thawed, in disguise) discuss the upcoming 2012 Presidential election. Since Adolph is still smarting over Jessie Owens’ victories in the 1936 Berlin Olympics, Herman Cain is not an option. He doesn’t care for Mormons any more than he likes Jehovah’s Witnesses, however, so he suggests a Jeffrey Dahmer dark-horse candidacy.

When told that Mr. Dahmer was killed in prison when a broken-off broom handle was inserted into his rectum, the recently-thawed Fuher just shrugged and asked if Richard Nixon was an option. Tempers flare when Pope Santa taunts the vegetarian ex-Fuher with a corn dog.

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