Homer T. Boner: “Racist NAACP Rejects Paul Ryan Pitch”

Note: Freelance writer Homer T. Boner sent me this original article via a trained pigeon and asked if I was interested in posting it. “You’re Darn Tootin’,” I semaphored him as he was perched on a ledge next to his cave atop a rocky incline in Idaho. Welcome on-board Homer!

Homer T. Boner

Paul Ryan appeared last night before a NAACP event in Detroit to make a heartfelt pitch for the African-American vote. Panda-monium erupted, however, when Ryan heisted up a juicy slice of watermelon and said: “You people got it all wrong. There isn’t a racist bone in my body. Let’s all bury the hatchet and partake of the melon of brotherhood!”

Mr. Ryan had to be hustled from the hall by a falanx of police and Secret Service agents as he and his party was bombarded with cups, dishes, forks, spoons, gnawed up chicken bones, and folding chairs.

Where is the work ethic in seedless melons?

That’s just about enough of this kind of crap! Here he is, a man making a piecefull overture to a bunch of welfare queens and race pimps and next thing you know they turn on him. Disgraceful!

When is America gonna come to its senses and elect a gubbamint that will restore us to what our Fourfathers envisioned? 

It is high time that the decent, God-fearing, gun totin’, law abidin’, Tea Party folks in this country wake up to the disaster that loombs over the horizon. As if the blacks ain’t bad enough, now we’uns got to deal with dadgum Mexicans lurking behind practically near every bush and tree on the landscape…ready to hop out at a moments notice and rip the All-American hamburgers from our hands and replace them with tacos, burritos and free-holeys. “Eat Gringo!”, they holler at us while we are temporarily blinded by the gleam from their crooked gold teeth.

They Haunt Me In My Dreams…

 Dambit! Enuff is enuff!

             Romney/Ryan 2012!

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