Trump Sacrifices Puppy!

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Nothing fazes tRump’s supporters or causes them to question his or their own sanity. He could show up at the inauguration, put his hand on a Satanic bible, recite the Lord’s Prayer backward,  jab a sacrificial knife into a puppy and throw the corpse into the crowd. His followers would scramble in a crush that resembles a soccer riot to dip their hankies in the blood spatter. Afterwards they would call it an affirmation of Trump’s Godliness and sell the holy relics on eBay. Pat Robertson would cite some obscure Old Testament verse to justify the “sacrifice.”

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